glanderize


verb. the s-xual conquest of a female. the act of glanderizing includes flirting, s-xual activities, and bragging to your friends of the s-xual activities.

word originates from ryan glander, the king of flirtation.
guy 1: hey you and april left the party last night. what happened?
guy 2: dude. i totally glanderized her.
guy 2: -explains in detail the events of last night-

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