glandular disorder
something 1 out of maybe 100 people has, effectively causing them to be hugely obese. most obese people who say they have one do not and are making excuses for themselves.
“n-body will date me because i’m fat!!!”, jeanie wailed as she shoved yet another ho-ho in her mouth.
“did you ever try a diet?”,paula asked.
“no, you don’t understand. i have a glandular disorder, now p-ss the deep fried twinkies!”, jeanie yelled.
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