glasgow handshake
to smack somebody over the head with a gl-ss bottle.
“d’ye hear willie’s in the hospital wi’ some st-tches?”
“naw, what happened?”
“he was badmouthing tam’s bird when she wallopped him one wi’ her ginger bottle, a right glasgow handshake”
1 word related to glasgow handshake
to headb-tt someone. see also glasgow kiss. popular in scotland, apparently.
h-llo, jimmy!
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