glasgow kiss

a headb-tt. within glasgow itself the term ‘gorbals kiss’ is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of glasgow. it is hypothesised that within gorbals it is known as a crown street kiss; and on crown street it is called a number 73 kiss; and at number 73 it is known as steve’s kiss. steve, however, calls it whatever the f-ck he wants to.
love ain’t like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
it leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a glasgow kiss
– sealed with a glasgow kiss, carter usm.
glasgwegien slang for headb-tt
ahm gonna gee yeh a glesga kiss
a headb-tt that knocks someone out. the headb-tt is much used as a method of attack in glasgow pubs on a friday night- hence the name the glasgow kiss.
drunkard in a fight: “say that once more mate and you’ll be getting the glasgow kiss”
a head b-tt aimed purely at the lips, causing them to split open, swell and or bleed.

the glasgow kiss was founded in the uk and is still used today as a surprise attack as the faces come together when trying to intimidate one another; this is usually when it’s the most opportune time to strike.
“do you know what a glasgow kiss is?” bam!!! “now ya do!”
a vicious headb-tt (is there another kind?)
zinedine zidane showed his displeasure with materazzi’s comments by giving him a glasgow kiss, drawing a red card from the 2006 fifa world cup final.
to headb-tt someone
“yeah, i so gave her a “glasgow kiss””
a lame -ss cover band from port clinton, oh. they try to be funny but really aren’t. don’t sleep with these guys because rumor around town is that 2 of them have std’s. what else would you expect?
joe: yo dude! glasgow kiss is playing at nicks roadhouse this weekend?

brad: they’re a bunch of lifers that play cover music at redneck bars. who cares.

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