glass cheque
a glaswegian term: describes a special gl-ss bottle, containing irn-bru, or other similar soft drink, available in many cornershops in scotland. the bottle is returnable and currently attracts a 25p refund when you give the bottle back to the shop. called a cheque as they are often collected and cashed (like a cheque)by students and cheap b-st-rds alike either to buy more bru, or with enough bottles, some skag.
i’m gonnie cash these gl-ss cheques and get some more bru and a kebab.
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