Glass of win
a large beverage containing:
lemonade
at least two varieties of fruit squash,
and orange juice.
this drink provides powers of win, said to be drawn from the source of all win, lady gaga.
a gl-ss of win keeps the fail away.
a tramp walks into a bar, buys a gl-ss of win, and immediately his pockets buldge with money.
a man falls off a bridge accidentally, forgetting he has had his gl-ss of win today, the river below him then turns to jelly and saves him from death.
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