Glass Stretcher
similar to a skipe hunt. car dealers send green car salespeople on a wild goose chase. the green guys search for the unit sometimes being sent between several dealerships with each dealership telling the salesperson a new story. sometimes a device has been manufactured that weighs alot and is moved around a auto mall.
“hey, go over to the ford store and get our gl-ss stretcher back!! don’t forget the safety goggles and gloves.”
common to make the fake unit heavy and ask them to go get it in summer when it is 100+ degrees outside.
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