Glass Tampax


someone or something that is utterly useless
“that fat f-ckers running shoes are as much use as a gl-ss tampax.”
“my grandads love rifle is as much use as a gl-ss tampax, cos he’s dead”
“the sp-nk stain on the ivf clinic carpet is as much use as a gl-ss tampon”

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