Glasshole
a person who constantly talks to their google gl-ss, ignoring the outside world.
gl-sshole: “gl-ss do this, gl-ss do that.”
co-rider: shut the f-ck up and enjoy the bus ride!
(noun)- someone who has early access or is in possession of google gl-sses, and flaunts them around like a jerk.
that arscott guy keeps showing off his google gl-sses to everybody. what a gl-sshole!
someone who uses google gl-ss and is douchey about having this product.
gl-sshole: “still using a tablet, huh? i remember those. i’ve upgraded to google gl-ss.”
or
gl-sshole: “excuse me, i was talking to my google gl-ss. not you.”
being a jerk by wearing a google gl-ss set in public, and/or trying to look cool or searching for people’s ident-ties like a creep
at a bar
guy: hey there….jessica? the face recognition linked me to your facebook page and i can see you like cats…
jessica: don’t be a gl-sshole and stop stalking me
noun. a person who wears google gl-ss and refuses to remove it when directly interacting with other people, private gatherings, or public events. the general belief is that these people are photographing, recording, googling, and facebooking the people they’re interacting with instead of focusing on the conversation or acting like a human being. in extreme cases this word is directly synonymous with stalker or creeper.
“yeah, i ran into bill. he wouldn’t take off those d-mn google spygl-sses the entire time we were talking. what a gl-sshole.”
“look there, under the bleachers. some gl-sshole is looking up women’s skirts!”
“…so the gl-sshole meets this girl and looks her up online, finds out everything about her, and is waiting for her in her front yard when she gets home that night. that was when she maced him and called the cops.”
windshield repairmen who hang out in gas stations and car washes. they will look at everyone’s windshield for any signs of chips or cracks that can offer to repair.
i hate going to the car wash. those annoying gl-ssholes are always looking at my windshield.
inappropriate use of eyewear.
a person who wears their sungl-sses either indoors, or at night.
“look at that guy walking around the mall with his gl-sses his on, thinks he’s really cool – what a gl-sshole”
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