Glastonbury

the best music fesitval in the world.
have you got a ticket for glastonbury?
the biggest, baddest music festival in the world, located in england. known for it’s free spirit, craziness and ability to draw many drugs etc.
my life started at glastonbury
the best music festival in the world. the best experience of your life. glastonbury is like no other place on earth, it overwhelms your senses. you will see things there that you will never find anywhere else. it’s a freespirited place, i love glastonbury.

i hope i get a glastonbury ticket this year.
a high-cl-ss suburban area full of preppy white kids wearing polo shirts and uggs who play tennis for fun, yeah that’s right, tennis. this town is also -ssociated with the rumors that the locals can turn anyone from any other race into a sn-bby rich cracker, it’s true.

other nicknames: white–ss town usa, glastonboring, the caucasian ghetto ect ect
black guy: h-llo there maurice, hows it goin?
fellow black man: dude, did you just get outta glastonbury?
a small town in somerset, england, next door to the county dorset. its a very pretty, historic town, and is well known for the glasotnbury tor, up on the hill. this hill can be seen for miles around glastonbury, which leads on to the famous glastonbury festival. the festival is locatedin pilton, about 2 miles from glastonbury, but you can see the tor from the festival, and as it is the closest prominant town to the festival,so it takes its name. the festival is an amazing place, like a city that springs ups from nowhere for a couple of days per year. the green fields host the more traditional festival, most like when the festival first started, as a gathering on mr michael evis’s land, with healing and meditation tents, and the tipi field is such a tranquil place. around the main pyramid stage, where the more commercial side of the festival lies, is completely different. still an amazing atmosphere, with everybody just happy to be there. on wednesday and thurday at the festival, before the music starts is good wil all round, and random cheers through the crowds start up and travel all around the festival site. all in all, the festival appeals to such a wide range of people, original traditional gr-ss roots festival goers and people who prefer to spend there time around the dance village.
i had an amazing time at glastonbury this year, people say its overrated, but only when you’ve been can you know the sheer diversity that it holds.
a long-running bristish music festival, which happens once a year in the summer for three days. the weather is typically rainy and the ground is often muddy. magic mushrooms are popular there.
“man, i got so f-cked on shrooms at glasto”
glastonbury is a market town situated in the mendip hill, in the county of somerset in western england. the supposed location of the mythical isle of avalon, something of a magnet for crystal waving new-agers and serious pagans alike.
nb: not purely an over-hyped and hideously over-expensive music festival.
stoned townie d-ckhead: “i bin glastonbury innit”

normal person: “really, is that shop ‘the truckle of cheese’ still in the high street?”

stoned townie d-ckhead: “yoooo wot?, mobile phone, mugging, sattelite tv, and other urban b-ll-cks…innit.”