Glastonbury Mouthful
to completely insert one’s erect p-n-s and t-st-cl-s into another one’s mouth.
“aw man, i was getting a blow-job from my girlfriend last night and all of a sudden she gobbled up my nuts at the same time to pull off a glastonbury mouthful.”
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