glaze of glory
after you f-ck somebody with a condom and c-m in said condom, you carefully lift the bottom ring and let the j-zz trickle down to your b-llsack while your partner sucks it off.
“bro, what a closet sl-t. after i came in the rubber, she hoovered my n-ts-ck and let me give her the glaze of glory.”
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