Glazed buns
a pair of b-ttocks covered in s-m-n. the result coming (pun intended) from a man masturbating near (usually) a woman’s -ss, and then -j-c-l-t-ng on to said -ss.
i had a great time with amanda last night. we had s-x for 3 hours, and i gave her a pair of glazed buns. it was amazing!
glazed buns – noun; a hot booty; the shine from when a girls booty gives it a shine like glazed buns.
man, check out that chick’s glazed buns
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