Glazed Helmet
when dragging your c-ck out of a chick you’ve been long-d-ckin for an hour your c-ck/helmet is power smudged with p-ssy c-m. your dome-piece looks like a “glazed helmet.”
man, i was bare backin the sh-t out of this hose hound and couldn’t c-m. i finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, i can’t c-m, where’s your shower, i have to rinse off this glazed helmet!
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