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Glazed Penguin

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• agust d

  the cause of: my -ss being whipped, my weave being sn-tched, my acne being cured, my crippling depression, my grades being all as, and my death. “wow! she’s now deceased because of agust d!” ##bts ##minyoongi ##yoongi ##suga

• Corning on the cob

  when the p-n-s is too big to fit inbetween someone’s -sscheeks or p-ssy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down. joel: what the f-ck are you doing, courtney?! courtney: i’m corning on the cob, joel! -both laugh-

• Antivism

  antivism is when people sit at their computers and type out their thoughts and views of the world instead of acting on them. doing this has no repercussions and no effect on the world. someone who does this is an antivist. “hey, did you see chad ranting on twitter again?” “yeah, i hate antivism”

• Bone Pouch

  a slang term for a woman’s v-g-n-. as in the place where a male would place his b-n-r. in a bone pouch. she makes me so hard. i just want to put my d#ck in her bone pouch.

• rizzle my ross

  slap that -ss do you want to rizzle my ross

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