Glazy
when someone is completely stoned, they just sit there and stare into sp-ce
after smoking an l, richard was so glazy that he spent 2 hours staring at the wall.
too lazy to perform a simple web search
even though right in front of a computer, tom was too glazy to look up the definition of “glazy” so he asked his cube mate instead.
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