gleason
an extremely awesome guy
i was hanging out with brett last night, he is a gleason!
filling one’s -n-s with ketchup and mustard and then p–ping it out on a partner’s face, in their mouth, and all over their body. the -n-l secretions are then licked up by other members involved in this sick disgusting orgy and swapped between each others mouth.
i walked in on my partners and their friends having a gleason party! how disgusting!
the coolest last name ever! most of the family is hilarious and it is a trait to be comical, (proof is the comedian jackie gleason). the family is pretty cool and has a constant occurance of twins. the men in the family all have large p-n-ses and are athletic compet-tors.
man that family the gleason’s are always kidding, but they’re good at sports.
a television season of the tv show glee.
gleek 1: the first gleason was so much more cl-ssy than the second gleason, right???
gleek 2: yeah, but the second gleason was so much more exciting!!!
one who is a total obnoxious tool. and makes noises of an -ssortment of animals( specifically the jungle)
“what did you think of english today”
” the kid sitting next to me was being a total gleason”
another word for p–p, p–ping yourself
dude did you just take a gleason?
i just gleased myself.
a person who does either of the following: uses people for xbox 360 achievements; is a f-cking social leech/conformist/-ss kisser; claims to like a band, yet only has that one song from guitar hero by that band; lazy (so lazy , they trade crutches for a wheelchair); a poser; and is basically a douche.
“dude, joe came over and beat guitar hero on medium, and i got a lot of achievements!”
“tom, you’re such a f-cking gleason.”
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