Glecto
when you tear -ss or fart into someones mouth while they are sleeping. a full glecto is when you press your -ss against their open mouth, and fart into it. a full stealth glecto is when you press your -ss against their open mouth, fart into it, and they don’t wake up.
dude your breath smells like you got a glecto last night. hey phil, russ p-ssed out early… lets give him a glecto!
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