gleenis penis
a p-n-s with the qualities of a gleenis.
hard, durable in wet conditions, varies in size, can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
female: are you good in bed?
guy: well… i have a gleenis p-n-s.
female: take me now!
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