gleesturbation
the act of pleasuring oneself via the most ridiculously unnecessary piece of tv drivel since the view. it is most often obnoxious and somewhat obscene to non-gleeks who cringe when hearing one of the overwrought mashup monstrosities so popularized by the show.
my roommate was gleesturbating all last night because he “needed to catch up for the next season”. if i have to hear that sh-tty version of golddigger one more time, im’ma cut a b-tch.
h-ll is other people’s gleesturbation.
-oscar wilde
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