Glen Beck


a raging alcoholic, morman convert, drug addict, drama queen, cry baby and disgrace to mount vernon, washington. mr. beck apparently blew both bill o’reilly and rupert murdoch to obtain a fox news time slot. likes to take it in the -ss from ann coulter.
“oh, ann. it will never fit!” said glen beck with an adventurous tone in his voice.
1) to go on a verbal tyrade that has no logic or sense or basis in fact,

2) to tell endless lies with no overall purpose

3) to lose your sh-t,

4) to go f-cking nuts,

all while waiving your arms and having a crazy–ss look in your eye
dude#1: how did you break-up with bambi go last night

dude#2: dude, it didnt go well, once i hit her with it, she went all glen beck on my -ss, speaking in tounges and waiving her arms like she was on fire. b-tch be loco.
1) mentally unbalanced

2) alcoholic

3) of a considerably low i.q

4) latent pedophiliac h-m-s-xual

5) conspiracy theorist

6) lacks understanding of the term ‘teabagging’

7) broadcaster on the republican propaganda channel

8) believes in his aryan background

9) fat

10) large male that cries on syndicated television

11) currently involved in a s-xual relationship with bill o’rielly
person 1: what you think of robert mugabe then?

person 2: he’s a total glen beck.
a dumb-ss conservative whiner on fox news that stephen colbert, and people who can tell an idiot from an actual politics news broadcaster, make fun of.
guy 1: did you see glen beck?
guy 2: no, i saw stephen colbert make fun of him, though.
your typical closet n-z-, he also wears magic underpants as he is a mormon.
i hear glen beck hates poor people, what a n-z-
an idiot on fox news who is one of the most r-t-rded men on earth
glen beck is an -ss

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