Glen Benton
glen benton is some sick pwnage d00d from the band ‘deicide’ and they play death metalz and dehy pwnnn!!!!! j0000000!!1eleven. glen benton plays b-ss guitar and sings and btw he pwnzz.
bob marley: hey man…
me: o hai! what’s it like being pwnage and laid back?
bob marley: well you are; aren’t you?
me: hmm.. suppose… i do wear green/brown… and do need dreadlocks.. oh and i enjoy the works of beethoven.
bob marley: say. do you like deicide?
me: deicide!!?? f-ck yehh!!!!!!!
bob: yeah man…
glen benton: hey what you guys talking about?
me and bob: err nothing
some randomer sitting by us: you.
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