Glen Joseph Power
the most perfect human being in this world. drummer of irish band the script & well-known for his ability to kill people with his perfection & his extremely nice white teeth. he gives great advice, is funny and handsome aka everyone’s perfect man. also he beat wikipedia because they just can’t get him on it. some people seem to think his name is gregg, but it isn’t.
‘i wanna marry glen joseph power.’
‘if everyone had just a little bit of glen power, the world would be a great place.’
‘do you know the most perfect guy in the world?’ ‘of course, glen power.’
‘who’s got that power? glen power!’
‘is there anything better than food and sleep in this world?’ ‘yes, glen power.’
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