glenism
a method of conception, impregnation, or insemination in which a man’s p-n-s is s-xually stimulated by bl-wj-b, handjob, etc. and immediately inserted into the v-g-n- prior to -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t–n thus creating a creampie.
named after a certain idiot named glen.
an antonym of onanism.
he did an unprotected glenism last night — what an idiot!
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