Glib Charm Suzie
a glib charm suzie is a girl who acts normal around her girl friends and family but starts laying on the “charm” when a boy comes allong. like someone with a split personality, a glib charm suzie goes from normal girl to a paris hilton/lindsay lohan, hyper-active flirt who is so achingly fake, her friends are embarr-ssed to be around her. she flips her hair, she sticks out her chest and laughs shrilly at the boy’s slightest hint of humor while her friends look on, knowing full well she is acting fake to paris hilton proportions.
boy: hey, what’s kickin chicken?
glib charm suzie: haa haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaa! -squeals & flips hair- oooooh, you’re the funniest person i’ve ever met!!!! -hyina laugh- -sticks out chest- so i heard you’re going to the internet caffe later on? i’ll be there to! -waits for him to give her his e-mail adress-
gcs’s friend: (thinks) holy sh-t, when does she ever use her e-mail? and what the h-ll is with the chest thing? i can’t believe i’ve got a huge glib charm suzie as a friend!
boy: this girl totaly wants me!
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