glimour
a catholic school in ohio, that probably is the worst school on the face of the earth. they recruit heavily but still can’t win any championships, they also try to get washed up college a pro coaches to come coach. the girls aren’t how and the guys only want d-ck. they make fun of university school because they can’t compete on the same level. also everyone is a poser and act ghetto even though most kids have cars before they can drive. maybe 3 kids per cl-ss are not complete douche bags and become something. if someone tries to get you to go, tell them you would rather eat out hilary clinton.
“haha look at that loser trying to play hockey”
“glimour would recruit them”
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