glitched


to be under the influence of alcohol, and marijuana at the same time or as some would say stoned and drunk.

-being under the influence of any other drug does not count as being ‘glitched’

-and you can only be glitched if you are under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the same time.

-you cant just take one hit and be a little buzzed to be glitched, you have to be drunk off your -ss and baked out of your f-cking mind.
dude 1: you tryin to drive me to the 7/11 for some munchies?

dude 2: naww man i cant im glitched as fuuuck.

(we dont support drunk driving ever!!!)

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