glitching my Matrix


a person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.

it can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkd-ckian existential crises.
“f-ck off, you’re glitching my matrix.” or “stop glitching my matrix, g-d.”

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