Glitoris
(n) 1) the result of a vajazzling appointment gone horribly wrong. aka, a sparkling cl-toris.
(n) 2) a pierced cl-toris in which the wearer inserts a gemstone adorned piece of jewelry.
man i got the new girl at the spa today, i am now the proud mama of a glitoris. i swear, the thing looks like a pearl in a clam sh-ll.
only glamorous people have them; responsible for feelings of artistic and sometimes s-xual pleasure when stimulated. they sparkle and glitter like diamonds.
lady gaga has a glitoris.
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