Glitter Bandit
when someone is giving you oral s-x and right before you climax you say “im the glitter bandit.” the person looks up in confusion and you shoot all over their face than throw a handful of glitter sticking in your juices. they will be cleaning glitter outta there hair for days.
i got with ryan last week and he gave me the glitter bandit. i’m still finding glitter in my hair…
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