Glitterdick


something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them.
“i caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn’t miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me glitterd-ck. she smiled, makes me guess it wasn’t mean spirited but who knows.”
a guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. he who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.
“oh my god you guys, sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of only himself for his mysp-ce page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a f-ckin glitter d-ck.”
to get someone’s attention by adding sparkly decorations to one’s body and parading around the person in a fashionable, yet suggestive mannor.
dude, neil totally glitterd-cked that girl last night!
the p-n-s of a “twilight”-esque vampire, adored by creepy fangirls.
oh edward, i just love your glitterd-ck
the result of having glitter on one’s p-n-s.

usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, bl-wj-b or t-tty f-ck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.
i know that ramone cheated on me last night…he came home with glitter d-ck.
a term describing a mans p-n-s after he’s been with a girl having, “glitter p-ssy,” and is leaving him wanting more.
“that girl last night was so hot, i got glitterd-ck.”
a p-n-s that has received oral s-x from a female wearing glittery lipstick
my friend got a bl-w j-b from a chick with glittery lipstick, so he has glitter d-ck

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