Glitterea
a veneral disease transmitted through s-xual intercourse with sparkly blood suckers of the twilight variety. symptoms include: sparkly genitals, extreme pain during urination, and urine that sparkles like diamonds.
i went out with this one girl and later that evening we went back to her place. everything was great until she dropped trou and i could see she had glitterea. i debated going for it anyways, but couldn’t stand the idea of playing sloppy seconds to the justin bieber of vampires.
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