Glitterwhore


a female young or old that has a fascination with things that sparkle, twinkle, and shine. they are often seen wearing lots of jewelry that sparkle, and having glittery accessories for just about everything. heavily decorated with eye catching gems, jewels, rhinestones, and previously mentioned glitter.
whoa! did you see that girl wearing all those rhinestones and sequins?

yeah she seems to be a glitter wh-r-…
glitterwh-r- (glitter-wh-r-) is the female version of a “bro”. a glitterwh-r- is easily recognized for wearing combination of victoria secret “pink”, yoga pants, boots, black hair, and possibly (but not always) hollister. usually unnecessarily tan, she listens to glitterwh-r- rock like lady gaga, kesha, katy perry, etc. very very loudly.
“hey bro, check out those glitterwh-r-s coming out of the tanning salon, i bet they’ll come to my frat party tonight…”
or
“yeah there is a glitterwh-r- that lives next door and she has her obnouxous music on 24-7…”
wh-r- who wears glitter to mark her territory and conquests; causes victims to get into trouble with wives and girlfriends
that glitter wh-r- just marked me, i’m gonna be in so much trouble when i get home
a psycho who makes up names for herself and others and this is just one of those names. someone who is high and believes he/she is covered in glitter
oh man! youre the f-cking glitter wh-r- of glitter!

oh sh-t. why am i covered in glitterrrrrr. man im tellin ya, im so f-cking highhhh

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