Glittery Pink Unicorn
while performing s-xual intercourse, inside a girl’s -n-s, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your p-n-s into the night sky.
#1.) so i was f-ckin this b-tch in the -ss and before i was about to j-zz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my w-ng on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) my c-nt mother was real upset when, while performing -n-l intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) t-tties!
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