glize
adjective – the amazing feeling of being high in the backseat of a car at night with friends on the way to get food with music playing and you’re looking out the window
person 1: hey dude last night’s hang was so much fun.
person 2: yea i was feeling so glize on the way to get tacos.
1 more definition
1. glare with one’s eyes. derived from tyra banks’ favorite word, ‘smize.’
2. stare at in an angry or fierce way.
i gave tyra banks a fierce glize.
tyra glized at the girl who complained about having a bad photo.
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