Gloaming


the act of breaking a glow stick, mixing the chemical with your j-zz, and depositing it into your lovers v-g-n-.
i did some serious gloaming with your mother last night, she’s such a bright woman.
a word used, mainly in the musical brigadoon, to mean twilight or dusk.
“the mist of may is in the gloaming
and all the clouds are holdin’ still
so take me hand and let’s go roamin’
through the heather on the hill.”
— “heather on the hill” from brigadoon
both gloating and beaming at the same time; when a person’s expression reveals both beaming in self-pride and gloating in an ‘i-told-you-so’ manner over the same subject.
lt.col samuels watched the team carry out his attack plan, gloaming in general hammond’s direction the whole time. he thinks he’s so smart, and doesn’t realize he’s scr-w-ng over the whole world. (stargate sg-1, season 2 episode 1)

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