global commons


(glow-bowl kahm-unz) noun. natural resources (such as pure water and clean air) that should be provided for everyone free of charge, regardless of socioeconomic status for they belong, worldwide, to everyone- equally!
sane person: “if suez, the conglomerate that f-cked up atlanta’s water and sewer system, hooks up with omni-tems and the neo cons the global commons is truly in jeopardy.”
another sane person: “they would like nothing better than the privatization of everything.
sane person: “yeah, the next thing you know they will be selling us air!”
another sane person: “well, it’s like lenin said, ‘the decline of capitalism leads to fascism.'”

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