global god


one who has mastered online low-stakes nl hold ’em in his/her first week of play. named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four wsop bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
he jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! an official global god!

if you guys need me, i’ll be in the global god’s chat room.

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