global traveler
a global traveler is one who has been murdered and dismembered. the body parts are then distributed to remote geographic locations across the globe. also could be referred to as a “jet setter”.
“have you seen jake lately? he’s been missing for two weeks.”
“i haven’t seen him for a long time. these dudes down the block told me that he’s a global traveler so you might not see him around anymore.”
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