Globalsexual
a person who is attracted (and wants to f-ck) everything. like h-m-s-xual for a person who is attracted to someone of the same s-x, heteros-xual to someone of the opposite s-x and bis-xual to both genders.
dog: am i gay?
dude: i don´t know. are you attracted to man dogs?
dog: yes.
dog: and lady dogs
dog: and chairs
dog: and pillows
dog: and ducks
dog: i want to make love to the whole world
dude: right. you’re globals-xual
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