Globo Gym


a typical big-box fitness franchise, where people more often than not don’t get in shape worth a d-mn.
“you doing crossfit?” “naw, i’m stuck at a globo gym with the rest of the pansies.”
an extremely hideous female that resembles the only woman on the globo gym dodgeball team from eastern europe played by missi pyle. also seen at uca cheerleading camps.
dammit! we got globo gym for our instructor this week!

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