Glock Block
the glock block is when a person stops a man from shooting the other man.
for example the “don’t do it, he’s not worth it” , or “killing him wont bring him or her back”
or from 24
tony trying to shoot the murderer of his wife, and jack bauer shot him.
these are all examples of a glock block
the act of blocking one from playing call of duty or any first-person-shooter. can be for a good or bad reason.
tom – dude why weren’t you on cod last night?
me – oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
tom – nice.
mike – dude what the h-ll i said go on cod.
me – ugh i went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of ch-r-s.
when an individual, with malicious intent or otherwise, does not allow you to play your glockenspiel.
a: “wow that b-tch wouldn’t let my play my glockenspiel!”
b: “dude, you totally got glock blocked!”
when a friend (or former friend) buys the firearm you were looking at, and considering for purchase. glock is used in this case as a popular representation of any firearm, for its rhyming properties.
jumbo: the guy i went to the gunshow with bought the xds i wanted…
madfat: dude, you got glock blocked!
when your teammates block your bullets with riot shields and corner you in on call of duty. it can be accidental or on purpose. riot shields don’t necessarily need to be involved. sort of like a c-ck block but with bullets and less s-x and more guys.
dude, i was one kill away from a nuke and i got glock blocked by a couple of noobs.
the act of stopping the use of a firearm by means of physical, emotional, or logical surpression.
carl – i’m going to shoot that dude!
max – if you shoot him i am going to kill your dog.
carl – why the f-ck are you glock blocking me max?
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