Glock Gleak


it’s a movement, a way of life, a religion, and source of energy, a love…

“yo relax… glock gleak man. ”

“did you see her dank? glock gleak son.”

“i swear to god if you glock gleak one more time i’m going to slap you up side yo head.”

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