glockenschpiel
relating to a large c-ck.
a large church in munich.
or
a clock.
“oh my, what a glockenschpiel you have!”
“have you ever worshipped your savior in glockenschpiel.”
“i bought an antique glockenspchpiel from lala land.”
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