glockenspiel
it’s kind of like a xylophone, but with a much cooler name.
hey, did you see jonny greenwood get busy on the glockenspiel last night? he sure did rock.
a bong, sometimes a pipe. pr-nounced as german-sounding as possible
glockenschhpiel!
maestro! p-ss the glockenspiel.
the s-xual act of receiving f-ll-t– while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.
“dude, i totally got a glockenspiel this morning. now i need to go buy more ammo.”
a person who enjoys skiing, hiking, family activities, and manual labor. often will possess or wear an obscene amount of l.l. bean merchandise and/or flannel. typically of nordic descent and outwardly liberal while still relatively disapproving of all other races. warning: glockenspiels may not have cable or even televisions and males often maintain red facial hair.
did you see all those d-mn glockenspiels at the merrill boot outlet in vermont? they told me to put out my cigarette in the parking lot!
the practice of a man running his erect p-n-s over another person’s rib cage.
“i played that b–tch like a glockenspiel”
firing off all ammunition in a firearm whilst climaxing from receiving felatio. when done properly the br-ss cartridges will bounce off the top of the head of the one performing the felatio in between the streams of s-m-n rocketing down their throat.
“the only way i’m driving 150 miles for head is if that girl’s gonna give me a glock-en-spiel!”
“honey, can you stop by the gun store on the way home? i wanna give you a glock-en-spiel later.”
“that girl totally blew me on the beach at sunrise this morning man. the best part was, it was a total glock-en-spiel! i emptied my magazine and my b-lls simultaneously!”
reference to the male s-x organs as a whole (aka the males reproductive organ)
do you shave your glockenspiel?
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