Glockmonger


totally bad-ss gun nut with an affection for, you guessed it: glocks. tends to be reserved – the “speak softly and carry a big stick” type of guy, but not afraid to put someone in their place, should the occasion call for it. while rough around the edges, ladies are pleasantly surprised to find a heart of gold underneath that tough exterior… not to mention the big barrel he’s packin’ (!).
i was shootin’ off my mouth last night, and that glockmonger shut me down!

went to the range with that glockmonger lastnight, and he showed me the definition of a good time.

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  • Glodir

    fresh, lumpy, cyst like, fat substance, and yellow tinted c-m shot. this happens when pre-c-m fails to lubricate the old urethra. “hey remember last night at the party?” “no, but i woke up wit one h-ll of a glodir on my forehead” “yea, sorry that was me.”

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