glockschmear
a friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. the schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to b-tch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming “glockschmear!”(in a german accent).
as myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. he then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the sh-t out of him while screaming ‘glockschmear!”
next morning – “brandon i think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder”
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