Glojob
a s-xual act where a female gives a bl-w j-b to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit tv show glee. the purpose of the bl-wj-b is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching glee.
trevor realized he could comfortably watch glee as long as jenny gave him glojobs.
rachel berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.
i ain’t no queer – i have glojobs for breakfast.
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