glomy
when you do that thing where you squeeze a person’s face endearingly, and because of the air that gets pushed out they blow a involuntary raspberry.
dude: hey bro im totally gonna glomy you.
bro: no you’re not dude don’t joke about things like that you know what happened to my father…
dude: -glomies bro-
bro: -blows involuntary raspberry- ah come on.
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