glooch


a glitch in the cooch.
signs of a glooch. a vag that leaks (call a plumber), a cooch with too much of a pooch (also known as a tranny),
if it vaguely resembles a camal’s toe,
if when you yodal to it and hear yourself singing back to you three minutes later,

remember if you ever come in contact with a glooch seek medical attention.
if it smells like fish “eat out” somewhere else. dang glooch
a person who automatically -ssumes someone is fake, a douchebag, an -sshole, a wh-r-, or any other insult, for not liking them, going out with them, or some other egotistical reason.
a person is this especially when they say the person is any of the said insults.
a person is even moreso vulnerable to this term when the person under condemnation by the glooch has a legitimate reason to respond to their egotistical request.
steve: he doesn’t like her, and she wants to go out with him. so for some reason, she keeps calling him a fake douchebag who thinks he’s higher than everyone else when he’s just a kid like everyone else making use of what he has. she backs it up with every little mistake he’s ever made, even when they’re not related.
bill: what a glooch; she apparently thinks her att-tude will make up for the fact that she got denied – not because she’s not good enough, but because he already has another girl.

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